You’re like, “Dude, what the fuck?”

And we’re all, “Calm your tits.”

You may have noticed a lack of Nic Cage eating cat-shaped Doritos* in your Tumblr feed this week.

Rachel is in Mexico. Sasha has a real, like grown-up job.

We don’t have time to Google “Tom Cruise Makes Out With Fridge”

Oh, what the hell —

*If only I threw in different punctuation. That sentence would get bloody.

(via annetdonahue)

(via slavicinferno)

Reddit of Only Nic Cage

buenastardis:

~~JESUS CHRIST~~ I ACCIDENTALLY SENT MY POTENTIAL FUTURE BOSS A PICTURE OF NIC CAGE RATHER THAN MY COVER LETTER+RESUME, WHICH WAS A ZIP FILE TITLED WITH A BUNCH OF NUMBERS LIKE THE JPG I ACCIDENTALLY ATTACHED OH MY GOD

Breakthrough

So, I’ve now realized that almost everything on this website falls under one or more of the following categories:

Batman
Nicolas Cage
Jurassic Park
Werner Herzog
Cheese
Cats
Jean Dujardin

Rachel and I like very specific things.

thesixthestate:

The Two Key Qualities of a Classic Nic Cage Action Film

(Source: amanda-gayfried, via dirty-robot)

This… seems reasonable to me.