Guess what Sasha learned to do on Photoshop tonight.
You’re like, “Dude, what the fuck?”
And we’re all, “Calm your tits.”
You may have noticed a lack of Nic Cage eating cat-shaped Doritos* in your Tumblr feed this week.
Rachel is in Mexico. Sasha has a real, like grown-up job.
We don’t have time to Google “Tom Cruise Makes Out With Fridge”
Oh, what the hell —
*If only I threw in different punctuation. That sentence would get bloody.
So, I’ve now realized that almost everything on this website falls under one or more of the following categories:
- Nicolas Cage
- Jurassic Park
- Werner Herzog
- Jean Dujardin
Rachel and I like very specific things.
This… seems reasonable to me.